10 Best Free Poop-Time Games You Have to Check Out for Android

10 Best Free Poop-Time Games You Have to Check Out for Android

Playing games on your phone while comfortably seated on the toilet is prime gaming-time. Don't feel guilty, your mom, dad, kids, and boss all do it too. But what you don't realize is just how crucial the type of game you play is.

You don't want a game that's too addictive, requiring self-discipline just to put it down. For starters, sitting on that toilet too long can actually cause hemroids... gross. Secondly, I'm sure you don't want people, like your boss, wondering where the hell you've been for the last half hour.

When you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, you need something that not only can you easily pick up, but also put down, while being more entertaining than a magazine, news story, or just twiddling your thumbs. Today, we're bringing you ten of our favorite poop-time games.

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1. Current Flow

Current Flow is a simple game with a simple concept. Each level has a current that needs to reach another point, or multiple points as you progress through the game. It's your job to tap and rotate pieces that enable the current to... well, flow.

2. Little Alchemy

The objective of Little Alchemy is to combine elements to create new ones. You start with just four, so it's your job to get closer to the actual number of possible combinations, which is 550. It's definitely fun when you're pooping, but can get increasingly difficult and trickier as you progress along, so the developer also has a companion hint app to curb frustrations.

3. Two Dots

Not only is Two Dots entertaining, it's very visually appealing with its simplistic design. The game requires you to connect two or more dots of the same color in order to remove them from the grid. Each color requires a specific number to eliminate. It's a simple game but certainly gets more difficult as you get into the higher levels, but is quick-to-play and offers tips and tricks as you get further along.

4. Running Circles

Tap to move from circle to circle, avoiding minion-looking creatures as you collect all the coins you can. Test your skill as you switch between running within or outside the circles, transferring from one to another as you improve your high score. Each attempt will render a new, challenging obstacle packed.

5. Transmission

Sometimes you come across a great game that's difficult to explain, and that's Transmission in a nutshell. The best way to put it is that you need to connect the circular transmitters to the square receivers. It becomes much more convoluted but it's a ton of fun to play, and you'll get the hang of it after two or three levels.

6. Threes

If you're a fan of the puzzle game 2048, then definitely try out Threes. Swipe to combine numbers and increase their totals. Two can be added to one, but after three, only duplicate numbers can be combined. Trust me, you can just pick this up and start playing immediately—it's nowhere near as confusing as I'm making is sound. The game also gives you a simple tutorial that helps a lot.

7. Punch Quest

There isn't much to explain with Punch Quest. Your character sprints forward as you punch or viciously uppercut the oncoming assault from goblins, ghouls, or other creatures.

8. Paper Toss 2.0

Who doesn't love trying to score a basket with a crumbled up piece of paper? Instead of picking up your trash every time you miss, play Paper Toss and put your skills to the test while the office intern rolls passed you with the basket. It's simple and all you need to do is flick the display with your finger.